Pirates
Pirates of the Caribbean
Script
Narrator: A terrifying storm was stirring outside on the ships deck. Every crewmember on the ship was out taking orders from the captain, Frances Swan, the father of Elizabeth and Angelina, who were in the cabin, asleep. Suddenly a startled cry woke the two girls and sleepily, they got out of their beds and walked to the door. The floorboards creaked as they tiptoed along them.
Elizabeth: What do you think is going on?
Angelina: I don't know, lets go and see! Shhh!
Narrator: They opened the cabin door and walked out into the pouring rain.
Frances Swan: {Shouting.} Girls, go back into the cabin this instant!
Crewmember1: Sir. There is a boy in the sea; shall we bring him on board?
Frances: Yes of course, well what are you waiting for? Get on with it!
Narrator: The crewmen through a rope to the boy in the sea and pulled him onto the ship's deck.
Angelina: Oh father, as we've brought our blankets, can we stay?
Frances: Oh I don't see why not, come on.
Narrator: The sisters followed their father to an upturned wooden boat, sheltering a small boy about their age.
Frances: You two. Stay with him and tell us when he wakes.
Elizabeth: Yes father.
Narrator: Everyone walked away and as Angelina stared at the boy she saw a silver shining necklace. She picked it up and turned to Elizabeth.
Angelina: Look at this. It's that stolen medallion from the pirates!
Elizabeth: Wow! He must have been joined or connected with them somehow! Look he's woken up ask him what his name is, but hide the necklace.
Angelina: Hello what is your name?
Will turner: Will, but where am I?
Angelina: You are on the Interceptor, my father's ship.
Elizabeth: Hey, he's my father too!
Narrator: Will Turner laughed and propped himself up on his hands.
Angelina: My name is Angelina and this is my sister, Elizabeth. Father, father he's woken!
Frances: Okay we'll take him in soon.
Narrator: They sat there for a few minutes and then the girls waited for the crewmembers to carry Will into the cabin. Then they went back to there own cabins and whilst they were asleep, pirates climbed onto the ship.
Pirate: Come on mateys; search the cabins, but not the ones with the crew and cap'en in.
Elizabeth: {Climbing out of her bunk and going over to Angelina's.} Angelina, wake up, there are pirates on the ship!
{Silence.} Wake up sleepy head!
Angelina: Yeah, what, what's happening?
Elizabeth: PIRATES ARE ON THE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelina: Come on we must warn father!
Pirate: Oh no you don't Possum pies, your coming with me!
Angelina: I don't think so, smelly!!!!
Pirate: Really well you are coming with us no matter what. {Grabbing them by the arms and dragging them out of the cabin.}
Elizabeth: HELP-
Pirate: {Putting his hand over her mouth.} Shut up sweetie or your precious father will have his HEAD sliced off!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!
Angelina: Let go of her you big ugly beer belly!!!!!
Narrator: The two girls struggled as the pirates dragged them aboard their ship the Black Pearl, and tied them to a workbench and all disappeared to handle the ship.
Years passed and they all grew up and became adults. Will became one of the crew on the interceptor. But on the Black Pearl the two sisters had been made cabin girls and had to prepare and serve the food every night, they had to scrub the decks and clean the ships cabin.
Angelina: Elizabeth, do you have that strange feeling, well, really as if someone were watching us.
Will: I am
Elizabeth: Will where on earth did you come from? We thought we were alone!!
Will: I snuck aboard when no one was watching me, good eh? Well, actually, I saw the Black Pearl and I knew you were on it, so I swam over.
Angelina: We've been waiting so long for someone to rescue us! Quick the pirates are coming! Hide in there!
Narrator: Will climbed up a small ladder and then he got into a cupboard. The girls kept cleaning as if nothing had happened.
Pirate: Hey you! Where's the food? Do you two WANT to walk the plank? {All Pirates burst out laughing and one falls over with his heels in the air. He is drunk and all pirates start singing: What shall we do with a drunken pirate? What shall we do with a drunken pirate? What shall we do with a drunken pirate, Ear-ly in the morning? Put him in the bath un-til he's sober, put him in the bath un-til he's sober, put him in the bath un-til he's sober, ear-ly in the morning! Ho ray and up she rises, ho ray and up she rises, ho ray and up she rises, ear-ly in the morning. Shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor, ear-ly in the morning. Ho ray and up she rises...
Put him in the gutter with the hosepipe on him, put him in the gutter with the hosepipe on him, put him in the gutter with the hosepipe on him, ear-ly in the morning. Ho ray and up she rises...
Angelina: {Muttering to herself.} Yes that would be LOADS better than staying on this horrible ship.
Pirate: What was that, pumpkin?
Elizabeth: We didn't say any thing.
Pirate: Well I heard you, so get out and scrub the deck!
Angelina: But we've done that twice already!
Pirate: Well do it again then! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: The girls put the sponges in the buckets and carried them out to the deck where a ferocious wind was blowing.
Angelina: {Shouting.} You start over there and I'll start here!
Elizabeth: {Also shouting.} WHAT?
Angelina: I said you start over- OH LOOK!!!!!!!
Narrator: They stared as a boat came towards them, the same size as the Interceptor, the same shape and it was! Their father was waving to them from the ship deck, miming something. The girls ran to the side of the boat, and, peering over caught sight of a wooden lifeboat.
Elizabeth: {Shouting.} Wait there I'm going to get Will.
Narrator: Elizabeth threw the sponge to the floor and ran to the cabin. She flung open the door only to find Will coming up.
Will: Get in one of the lifeboats they didn't see me!
Elizabeth: Okay.
Narrator: They went to the side of the boat and found Angelina unwrapping the knot in the lifeboats rope.
Angelina: {Shouting.} Get in, now!!!!!!!
Narrator: They all got in just in time, because as they did so, the rope slipped and the boat went splashing into the water! This awoke the Pirates and as Will took up the oars and began to paddle them away the pirates came out.
Angelina: Oh NO! They're bound to get us now.
Will: Hold on!
Narrator: Will tipped the boat over and they had to swim to the other boat, pretending that they weren't under the upturned lifeboat.
Pirate: Get back inside, you fools! What did you think that were, the servants escaping? {Shoving one of the other pirates.}
Angelina: {Her voice echoing in the upturned boat.} Will, you just HAD to go and do that didn't you?
Will: Either that or you spend the rest of your lives with the pirates.
Elizabeth: {Sarcastically.} Oh, well there's no contest there then IS there?
Will: Why are you two so grumpy? I saved you didn't I?
A and E: Yes! {Both laughing.}
Narrator: They banged against the Interceptor until they were sure that the pirates were gone. Then they pushed the boat back to the right way up and found all of the crew members holding a rope for them to climb up. When they were up, a meal was prepared and they reunited with each other.
Frances Swan: Are you two girls ok? I hope they didn't hurt you, did they?
Angelina: No father, we're both FINE!!!!!
Mermaids: It's coming, get away, QUICK! IT'S COMING!!!!!!!!
Narrator: They all rushed to the deck and saw the mermaids duck under the water as the Black Pearl came towards them.
Mermaid: Yes it's coming! Oh get out of the way it's coming.
Elizabeth: Get under the water quick!
Mermaid: Thanks! Buy!
Narrator: The mermaid disappeared as a bullet was fired into the water by one of the pirates on the Black Pearl.
{Pirate dance.}
Pirate {who fired bullet.}: Oh, bum!!!! It missed.
Pirate: I told you I should have fired that gun! You hardly know how to use it! Give it here. {Snatching gun.}
Narrator: By the time the Pirates had finished arguing, the crew had managed to steer the ship back towards land.
Frances: Good work lads, now, lets get this ship to England!
Crew: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Angelina: What job are you going to get when you're back at England Will?
Will: Well, when I was a boy, I always wanted to be a sword maker, so I think I'll do that.
Narrator: Soon they were all safely back to England, and Will went to a sword makers place, quite near to the huge house in which the Swan family lived.
{In the sword-making place.}
Sword maker: You'd make a good sword maker, you would.
Will: Thanks, is there a job going spare, I do actually want to work here.
S-M: You do? Well that's a novelty! No other folk want to work here 'cept me.
Will: Well I've always wanted to, can I?
S-M: 'Corse you can!
Narrator: The sword maker showed Will all of the equipment for making swords and Will got to work as soon as he could. The sword maker went home early and left Will to lock up and just as he was doing so he heard a noise.
Will: Who is there?
Captain Jack: Boo? Oh shoot! Who are YOU?
Will: I work here, but I know that you're a pirate, so don't try and deny it.
C-J: Okay, Okay. But if you don't move out of my way, I'm going to have to kill you!
Will: Sword fight? {Handing him a sword.}
C-J: 'Corse. But that's a big sacrifice that you're making.
Narrator: They battled until Will knocked the sword out of Captain Jacks' hand, but then he pulled out a gun.
C-J: Now me lad, don't make me use this because it's only got one bullet, and that bullet isn't meant for you.
Narrator: Will let him go, and Captain Jack escaped to the waters edge. He dived in and started to swim, but then he met some very unfriendly sharks.
C-J: Umm... good sharks just stay there.
Narrator: He swam as fast as he could and just made it to an island. The sharks swam round and round the island, but then decided that they were bored, and so they swam away. Captain Jack continued with his journey and finally he got to the harbour, where the Interceptor was. Two guards were standing at the entrance of the boat. He stepped into the shade of the boat and then walked casually round to the guards.
Guard 1: Hello, 'ello, 'ello. What have we here? You do know these areas are restricted by order of the duke. What are you doing here anyway?
C-J: I was just wondering if you would take me on a grand tour of the boat. It's so wonderful.
Guard 2: Well, not supposed to, but as you think it's wonderful, then I think we'll allow you.
Narrator: They allowed Captain Jack Sparrow to go first and just as they were getting on, they saw what looked like the Black Pearl. It was! They were amazed and only just realised that the Interceptor was heading for the horizon.
Guard 1: Shoot him, shoot him!!!
Guard 2: I haven't got a gun!
Narrator: And the two guards stood there arguing as Captain Jack sailed off into the distance.
THE END